Go ahead an' take that literally or figuratively. Whatever floats your boat, heeeyyyooo!
But I'm gonna cut to the chase, my lovely desert-dwellers: I fuckin' slept through Christmas. For the second year in a ROW, yo.
I've been workin' around the clock to get my shit up an' packed, ya know, so I guess I just conked out on the couch an' snored right through the goddamn day.
Just grabbin' the transmitter to wish you wonderful motherfuckers a happy Christmas, full of eggnog and candy canes. An' if you don't have eggnog or candy canes, then just eat some Power Pup and PRETEND it's eggnog and candy canes. I do it all the time, yeah!
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